26 September 2006

all this and peter dinklage, too!

okay, right off the bat, nip/tuck has peter dinklage on it! whoa! and, they have a youtube reference, christian got a sex tape on there by accident and sees his ass and is upset by it. which i thought was funny. it has become really really big in a small amount of time. i love the enormous fake pregnant belly, too. hilarious! fake bellies crack me up! holy shite! i just saw mario lopez's naked ass! when did he turn into an enormous beefcake? i thought he was a little guy. even his face looks muscular. craziness.

in other news, there is this amazingly sweet kitty (i think an older kitten) that has started coming around. i love her. i want her. i can't have her. anyway, i have been really really stressing about her, i get so upset that i can't stop thinking about it, and i think i talked the new neighbor across the street into keeping her. she said that if/when she came around tonite, she would take her. i told her i would help her get her fixed, etc. so fingers crossed everyone! the strange thing is that the neighbor said that the first time she saw the cat, she had a big dog collar around her skinny little stray cat middle. i can't figure out what that was all about. she is all about love and will be a long haired cat whence she grows up. anyway interested in the most sweet and cuddly girl ever, email me! i want her so badly. if we didn't have a jealous peeps that will peeps all over the house (more than usual) if we got a new cat, i would have taken her in already. sigh.

not much else. knitting and spinning and i need to get some of my swaps ready to go. i feel like a jerk. sigh. again. sorry velma! soon! i swear!

also, pavel gets aggressive when he is sleepy, he attacked me in the bathroom. he puts his ears back and latches on to my leg. he bit my foot, bit my leg, and if jake hadn't yelled at him, he would have bitten me again. it is sad that i am the lowest on his food chain, after his papa and two other cats. i only weigh 10 times as much as him, why should he be afraid of me?

want some pics? here is some of my thrift haul from yesterday...
this strange curtain panel that looks hand printed...curtain panel

a bunch of sewing notions including this...lily-extra strong button thread and this funny needle set...sewing kit and inside...inside of sewing kit

and a garlic keeper, i might sell it on etsy. i am not sure yet...garlic keeper

and a scrap yarn knitted up for one of the orders.scrapyarns2.3

off to do some work.
xo
n.

24 September 2006

sleep, slept, shlepped

i am a bad bad blogger. i have had the migraine/fatigue combo that i know and love to well over the last week or so, i guess. i can't even remember what day is what. for you migraine peeps out there, i am sure you are familiar with the brain scramble it causes after the fact. jeebus. on saturday, i got up after not sleeping very well (weird nightmares as always), took a shower, but on the uniform (overalls) and got to spinning. i think i watched the last 2 nip/tucks from last season that day, so i guess i worked around 2 hours. i started to sweat. and it wasn't hot. sweat pouring down my back. i get ther mercury taste in my mouth. dizzy. i think maybe i didn't eat enough. we were getting groceries that night so we were out of just about everything, i eat something and realize it is a migraine. i take my pill, grudgingly because it makes me really sleepy and fally asleep from about 3 until butta (jason) comes at 6ish, i think. i am a zombie all night. i am up until the wee wee hours. today, feel okay, but have the odd high that i get prior to a migraine, i spin a bit and then go to joann's to use the 15 coupons i have (seriously, i get 2 sets of them) and i made out like a bandit. virtually anytime i shop in a box store of any kind, i get a headache, i think from the lights. i come home and conk out from 4 until 7:30. suck. so i got next to nothing done today. although, i got some more mesh for the woven scarves that go over so well at the boutiques and some yarn for them and scrap yarns that were seriously on sale. also, some triangular canvases cheap (woot!) which i did sketches for, some good paints and some halloween fixins for some yarns that will be really fun. wait and see! i need to do dyeing soon. i am out of dyed fiber for the most part.

so now, i was actually trying not to use the computer because i have the migraine high that normally turns back into the migraine full-on and i am nauseous again. so that is good. yay! i barely saw jake all weekend because i was either spinning or sleeping.

i had planned to do the tutorial, but obviously didn't get a chance, as well as wanting to take photos of the zillion things i have done, yarns, paintings, drawings (everyday!) even if they are sucky. for instance, i have drawn my cell phone and my cockups, ne wrist braces for lack of anything else to draw. i am also working on some cute illustrations for some little paintings that i think will go over well. based on my favorite chicken boy vintage illustration. oh, also, i got fusable webbing to help with doing some art pieces with embroidery on vintage linens. finally. so.

also, i knitted up all of the scrap yarn that i spun. it goes a long way. i also got a couple of special requests for it. it is nice that everyone likes it so much. i am not sure myself what i think of it. again, if anyone wants something they see, it isn't for sale on my site, so drop me a comment or email and i will make one up special for ya as soon as these orders get filled. i counted how many yarns are in them (on average) and most of them have more than 30 different yarns! holy crap! so you can knit it up in just garter stitch or a drop stitch on gigantor needles and it looks fancy. i made a couple of necky things with it, too, that look cool. i just need to attach a big button on them to close. i have done so much stuff, i have huge boxes full of all sorts of stuff all over the studio. i don't like it being messy, even though i am a fairly messy person. ask jess, she saw the mess. i think if her hubby had put the baby down, she may still be here.

i also plan to do some shibori felted scarves from recycled wool sweaters, with embroidery and beading/sequins. i plan to pop by st.v de p to-morrow before my dr's appointment. fingers crossed.

what else? not much, due to my sleeping all the freakin time. it drives me bonkers. i hate it. i know there is nothing i can do, but still.

ok. i am going to read (bad idea, i know). i have been reading before bed every night, drawing before that, and turning off the tv if there is not something really good on. just to try to quiet my brain in general. although, with it being fall, there are some good good shows on! that is a whole other post. and battlestar gallactica starts on my birthday! october 6! yay! and gilmore girls starts soon. i am so excited to see what happens. eeeeeep!

here is a scarf for sugar. handspun with all sorts of scraps for the fringe. must. have. fringe.scarf 1 for sugarforgive me if i posted it already. like yesterday. my brains are more scrambled than usual. also, i know not how to use the spellcheck for firefox (anyone?) it has spellcheck on blogger here, but it doesn't do anything when i click on it, so i apologize for crazy spelling.

smooooooch!
n.

21 September 2006

quick rant from the editor of BNF blog

ok, i know that supposedly blogger had a scheduled outage yesterday at 4p. until WHEN? jesus! my post was missing bits and then i realized that a bunch of comments from the last few days (i moderate them to avoid spam or the super sneaky from-an-actual person spam) never got to me at all, but were sitting in the little comment section in the dashboard! so not cool. and then i worry that someone thinks that i am ignoring them or rejected their comment! so. not. cool. anyway, i changed it so that you don't have to type in the code or anything, and i am sure i will have to change it back in no time flat due to spam. ok. i am calm. breathe. breathe. c'mon blogger. so not cool.

in other news, i have spun more than 10 lbs of fiber in about a week. ya. my studio looks like a herd of colorful sheep exploded. although is smells much better than that. also, i cut up yarn tonite, while in bed (poor jake) for some more of the scrappy yarns. i know i always say this, but they are for the shops i am working with, so if you want one, claim it now because it won't be listed. i am doing a pinky purple orange one (i think) and a bluey, greeny, browny one. and again, for anyone one else that hoardes yarn scraps for no good reason, feel free to send em to me, i can swap ya something for them. kisses? love? hugs? cat hair? actually, i have been saving peeps hair to spin, it is several inches long and feels like angora. it really does.

i just needed to post about the comments. i think it is sorted out. knock on wood. oh, i may as well show you these fantastic new things i found...
covers for you mac that are the cutest thing evah!

this artistvia craftzine my new favorite bloggy. such great stuff on there. maybe they will want me to do something for them? please? please?

more to-morrow. some super art blogs.

off to read a bit. hopefully i won't wake up with my sketchbook and pens and book and everything next to me this morning. it freaks me out because i didn't even remember falling asleep. i think the cats drugged me and then stole all of the change from my purse (not much) and bought a jolt cola, which explains why pavel has been acting insane and dragging their giant cubes around the house and his 8 ft scarf that amy made for me. not you, pavel. for me. and it didn't have baby kitten teefy bud-made holes in it then. not that you care about other people's things. cats. no respect! especially not for me. i am the lowest on the totem pole in this house. papa first, then the two girl cats, pavel, then me. if i yell at them, no one stops what they are doing or even fliches. ridiculous. don't i scare you?

swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.t.
n.

more fiber dyeing tips!

1whoa. i did a lot of spinning last night. i made another scrap yarn, enough for two and a skinny scarf (ves) by a bit later, my hands were really hurting and i had a headache. i took my headache pills, but my hand braces on and decided to read (i have been drawing AND reading every night. what?) i woke up at...noon...with my bed exactly as it was last night, book and sketchbook and reading pillows still there. i don't even remember going to sleep. i feel like i blacked out. so freaky.

needless to say, i am still in bed at almost 2pm. it took everything in me to go get a coffee downstairs and i don't feel much better. and cramps. wooooo. it feels like i might explode. although, i am blogging. so. tired. in fairness, i have gotten a lot done this week. i am almost through all that fiber i dyed, so i need to dye to-morrow probably.

i am going to do a tutorial on making the scrap yarn. it is a bit time-consuming, but if you precut all of your pieces and laid them next to you as you spun, it would go pretty fast. and you can use cheapo yarns you have laying about for your base yarn, i will photo the new scarves i made out of yesterdays batch. i spun 4 bulky bobbins full of yarn (only one of those was scrap yarn, but it was around 200 yards, i think. not too bad.

okay, here are some extra pointers for the dishwasher dyeing...after i get my fiber wet (in the bag) i squeeze out most of the water because it will cause a really washy dyebath, which would be fine if you wanted that. i like to have different colors in each batch. also, make sure that you use gallon bags and squish the color around through the bag and look to make sure you have as much dye in there as you want. if it is packed densely, and isn't checked, it won't get on everything. use as much dye as you want. don't be scared. i used the citric acid powder rather than vinegar and i don't use much (of either) because it will causet the dye to only strike in certain spots, really quickly and leave other spots undyed. (i think that is why it leaves spots, anyway.)

once you have your dyeing applied and where you like it, if the bag is full of water, squeeze some out. not all of it, make sure it is saturated, but don't leave a ton of extra water in there. i worry that it will weaken the bag and make it break when it gets warm.

i stack them in the dishwasher upright and squeeze the air out and leave the zipper open 1/4 inch. that is it. if you leave it open more, it will probably fill with water. i use the actually zipper bag, as opposed to ziploc because the zip stays closed and stays where you put it. got it? also, when you put it in, make sure that none of the dishwasher prongs are sticking into the bag, when it expands, it might poke a hole.

also, when the cycle is done, you can look at them (the are hot hot hot!) but don't mess with them. if you aren't happy with the color, you can put more dye in, and it normally will strike when it is still hot. i do it all the time and have never had a problem with it. i have even dumped out the super hot fiber into the sink, squirted the dye and let it sit and it took. spreading bad dyeing habits around the cyberworld! wooo hooo!

oh, also, after you have rinsed, i put my fiber into lingerie or delicated bags (the kind with the holes in them and a zipper, you can get them at target in the laundry section for a buck or two) and run them through the spin cycle and they will dry in no time flat.

i think that is it for dyeing tips. i will be doing a little tutorial for the scrap spinning soon. this weekend maybe. i need jake to be the photographer. and he does a good job! i gave him about a 30 second lesson when we first got our camera and he is a pro! he takes photos from interesting perspectives and NEVER cuts off heads and feet or takes off center photos of people, unless he means to. and that is a good thing. you know when you give someone the camera to take photos for you and they take the most horrible photos, far away, close up and cut important parts out. ooooh. hate. it. so! also, i am planning to do a thrifted sweater flower tutorial, too. soon. easy peasy. with patterns for the challenged. no worries.


last night i saw this cool article ontree paintings! via the craftzine.com blog. so cool. i think the trees are smiling! i may be forced to see what our ugly bushes draw. hm. i remember when i went to the gifted program in 3rd grade, we had to do "tests" with mealworms (i touched them! ew.) where we turned off the lights and follwed where they went with a pencil on a piece of paper. why did i remember that? and what was the point? we also did pinhole cameras and built pinball machines. i remember that program fondly, as i didn't get beaten up there. just when i went back to my regular class the next day. or, like i told barb yesterday, had my pants pulled down at recess against the fence. pretty fun to be the new foreign kid! wooo hooo! everyone saw my lily white butt.

also, my buddy linda did an tutorial on her dirt yarn, although it is awfully pretty for dirt, and it was linked on the craftzine page. purdy cool. i wish i lived next door to her. and then i would be peering in her windows asking her to play and she would be laying on the floor silently sobbing. nooooo. please. please. it would be like cape fear. but with me as robert deniro. eeeeek! "wannnnaa spiiiin with meee?" "don't you wanna dyyyyyyeeeee?""i want you to dddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!" or "dye! dye! dye!" really, i can name a handful of people that may be in the same position should i live near them. although, i never go anywhere, cause i stay in and work, so i would think about doing that late at night when i couldn't sleep and then in the morning, i would have changed my mind. no worries. i just freaked myself out.

i know i mentioned one of my most favorite authors ever, peter carey. i have been reading his book "theft" forever, cause i haven't been good at keeping up with reading, although i am back into it. i normally would read a book every few days or week. so a few books a month, at least. i have slacked off since my spinning and knitting obsession started. before that i baked and cooked all the time. and i can't do more than one obsesssion at a time. anyway, theft is about art thiefs and art forgers and for any art nerds out there (i know there are a few of us..huh, REGINA? ART ESPRIT anyone?) that love to hear about madder red, or have a think for alzarin crimson, it is a fun book, with some really interesting facts (although it is non-fiction) about how people smuggle art, or manage to change the date on a painting to make it worth more among other things. really a fantastic book. it is also told from two different perspectives. the main dude artist "blue bones" and his "slow" brother, "slow bones", who stretches and preps his giant canvases perfectly, mixes his paints to the perfect color and texture and is secretly a really talented artist. and carries his own folding chair with him wherever he goes. i am almost done with it. next on the list (i think) is "the adventures of auggie march" by saul bellows. i like the artist auggie march and accidentally found out that his name was actually taken from a book. and it is super super long. and i like long books, because i get attached to the characters (unless it sucks, of course) and am sad when it is over. and sometimes wonder what is going on, like it is a tv show, and then remember it is just a book and am sad. "oryx and crake" is the book that most makes me do that. fan-fricking-tastic! lurve. i wish there was a sequel.

oh, also, i got some small oval canvases from michael's for only a few bucks, and i love oval canvases. i am super excited to use them. i need to do some sketches and figure out what the plan is. i do everything in 3's, at least, so we will see. i like 3's. never twos.

i am going to attempt to do some work. i feel a bit more energetic. can you tell?
snoot photo anyone?
pavel joe
and look at these ballet feets..
pavel joe

oh, and the leafy yarn that flickr wouldn't let me post for 2 days...
make like a tree/2

off like a dirty shirt! i will try to take some decent photos of yarns...
xo
n.

*edit...i have had issues for the last couple of days with moderated comments disappearing. if you left a comment and it never showed up, or i never responded, feel free to leave it again. it appears that blogger went out for a ride and never came back, if you know what i mean. sheesh!

19 September 2006

aaaaaar! shiver me timbers!

ok, this is going to be quick because i am tired and a bit out of it. okay. a lot. i may have overdone a teensy bit today. i attempted to take yarn pics in a place other than THE yarn pic window, so the pics are poop. the only ones i kept were the one with the leaves, for autumn, which i plan to retake...which didn't show up on flickr yet, somehow. hmf. and then thissy here one 1 which i made when i decided that i have a TON of handknitted/crocheted stuff to make and wanted to use handspun, or mostly handspun, and do not have the time to spin everything and dye everything for that plus the yarn orders, plus not updating my site at all. which will stop when i get this stuff off next month. i promise. so. what is it, you ask? looks scrappy, you say? well, it is. i took a nubbly commercial yarn and then spun in long pieces of all sorts of stuff, including fiber, thread, yarn, weaving yarns, whatever. i also knit up this one big skein into two scarves and then used a bunch of different stuff for super long fringe. no pics yet, although there is a pic of some of the other scarves i did finish for these orders from handspun. anyway, i really like how it came out, and i like the fact that i finally have a use for every damn piece of yarn i have ever had left over since i started knitting. i swear it. so if any knitters out there have these bits, a guess about 6 inches or bigger, and feel like dropping em on me, feel free. it can be novelty stuff, anything, really. but it spun up pretty quickly and you can do a lot of the stuff you would do with a single that you were adding stuff to. also, for new spinners that want to learn new techniques without spinning a bunch of singles that will likely end up ugly, anyway, this is also a great idea. so. more pics. i swear.

otherwise, i took photos of my thrift score from yesterday, some of the stuff is hilarious. i got this crafty book which has the crappiest projects ever. when it looks horrible done by an artist, what will it look like done by your average crafter? in the 50's? you know? one of the projects is a way to decorate your chainlink fence. craft
craftmaybe, like if you live on the street up against one? that is seriously what the project is. i am not making it up. yipes! if they are meant to be done with kids, they don't say that, or imply it, either. terrifying and fun, all at once!

i got some children's books with adorable illustrations in them...cows very little! go check out more stuff in my flickr, if you fancy that sort of thing...

oh also, you know the check that i tore the house apart looking for? yesterday i told my mom i lost it (expecting her to ask me if i lost my brain, as well.) and she was super nice about it. jake came home today, and brought in a filthy beat up check that was stuck in the bushes. seriously. you know in mary poppins (when i was a nanny we watched it 100 times a week, i think, and they would ask me why i couldn't clean up like mary poppins.) when they write the letter looking for a nanny and it gets torn up and blows up the chimney and she gets it? when i lose something, it is gone. i have lost so many things and they NEVER turn up. i get this feeling when i lose things that they have gone through a wormhole and are untouchable to me. i think that if i hadn't told my mum that i lost it, it wouldn't have turned up. i swear. jake said that maybe it was check goblins. i agree!

oh, and it is talk like a pirate day and i utterly forgot to talk like a pirate. aaargh! shoutout to the pastafarians in the hizzy. woot wooot!

hands are a-hurting, although i did get a good bit of work done before they got bad. so there is that. off like a dirty shirt!

xoxoxoxoxoxo
n.

18 September 2006

you wouldn't like me when i'm angry...

llama teef
yesterday, i did as much work as i could before i started to feel really tired and my arms and hands were cramping and sore, up to the shoulder. when that happens, i am not able to do anything, really. i get pissed off, i get mad, i get weepy. i couldn't sleep. i got a check from my mom for our anniversary. i couldn't find it. i turned the house upside down whilst feeling off of my head and sweating and hinging on hysterical. i went downstairs, planning to go out to my car to look for the check, in the middle of the night, i smell pee. i realize that peeps has been peeing on my favorite wicker amoeba lounger that jake got my for christmas one year. not only do i adore that chair and the white fuzzy sheepskin that used to reside on it, but the cats loved to lay on it. sun would stream in and illuminate their shiny fur. they loved it. peeps doesn't want them to have anything. she has been pissing on it for a while. because it is wicker, it went straight through, and it is finished on the outside, so it was seeping into the bamboo supports which are unfinished, this is why, whilst we did smell pee, we couldn't figure out where.

so, in the middle of the night, in my boxers and tank top, i drag the enormous chair onto the porch. peeps keeps meowing at me. i am so furious, i don't even know what to do. i am not longer in physical pain at this point, but in utter mental anguish. i want to hit, smash, scream, cry, fall down and go to sleep. i don't want to feel this. i don't get in moods like this. i make excuses for peeps. i understand she is a cat and there is nothing i can do. i love her to bits, can't lock her up because she would die and there aren't any other options. last night...was a bad bad night. i took a pill. two pills and my nighttime meds and went to sleep as soon as i could.

the thing about feeling really sick is that the things that make you feel better...you can't do. so you sit, or lie, with your hands on your lap and feel useless. i am what i make. it is who i am. when i have made nothing, i feel like nothing.

despite my hands condition, i almost blogged last night because i was so miserable. i could feel my face crumpling up. i wanted to tell someone. but i didn't want to be in that frame of mind and unload it on anyone's head. no one wants to get that kind of blast.

why am i telling you today? well, i am a bit more reasonable. not only that, but i realized after talking to my mom that she had the same night. and i have a feeling that some more of you out there also had a horrible time. feel free to drop a comment, anonymous if you prefer. or drop me an email.

today, i packed up orders and planned to go to my favorite thrift store. when i went, it was closed and i went to michael's where i got the new book of image transfers which really kind of sucks, and i plan to return it. i want to do some tranfers onto plates and things like that, but ones that will actually hold up. any suggestions, let me know. i know how to do regular transfers with different methods, but i am looking for a ceramic transfer. so.

i also got two sets of stencils for a buck each! woot! and the foam brushes i use for everything are 15/$1! woah! i got 45. really.

i then went to goodwill, thinking i would find sweaters for the felting stuff i am working on, to no avail. not only are they expensive there, but they have such filthy gross crap there. if you donate it, they will take it. the furniture looked like it was left at a dump 30 years ago. really gross and dirty.

after mailing my stuff, i stopped at UFO my favorite...and got some really good books and sheet music. i am probably going to put some paper piles together to clear out some of the extra stuff i have that will never get used. a lot of it is the same stuff. also, i have tons of wallpaper samples, and i plan to get that together, too. please let me know if you are interested and what you like and i will put together a kit for ya. woo!

oh, also, whilst catching up on a few blogs, i found this amazing store selling these incredible hats! i emailed asking if there are any patterns, which hopefully will not offend. but woah! and funnily enough, i was reading a blog post this weekend about how some of the crazy hats on the whip up blog were hideous, and i thought they were very sculptural and interesting...i would feel silly wearing them, and i guess i look at a lot of handmade things as a piece rather than a hat, or whatever other functional object it may be. because as a hat, you would look a bit...unusual. regardless, i thought it was interesting that there are tribes that actually made and wore hats that were really rather similar. hmph! i can see the lady linoleum making one. with her eyes closed. and her foot. her left foot. ha!

i want to talk about this for a moment more. the post i originally read was not at all meant to be..well, snarky (knitting?) (and i think you all know why i use that word). there are those nasty people out there that are nasty because they are not creative and can't make ANYTHING, ugly or no, so they pick on anyone that does make things. if you are a braggart, of course you are opening yourself up to getting picked on, and you deserve it, really. but if you are making things and it makes you happy, you should be proud of it. we all have the propensity to be artists. as one of my most favorite artists ever liked to say, "art is life." what he meant by that, was that you should make every moment memorable and beautiful. what the definition of that is up for debate, of course, but as a creative community, i think the best thing to do is just to be as openminded and supportive as possible. we all make crappy stuff at some juncture in our careers (real or imagined)and there is a good possibility that we were really really proud of it and showed it to everyone and maybe even sold it for way more than it was really worth, we now realize with shame. so maybe we improve, maybe we never improve. it doesn't matter. as long as it makes you happy.


so, i will take pics of the new yarns i have finished lately as well as my new scores. i have a couple of fall yarns that are really pretty, one of them with leaves. purdy!

even though my hands are so sore, i have been drawing as often as possible. i want to draw every day, like i used to, but i forget to. i draw whatever is on my mind or in front of me. as long as it is something. also, i have been trying to use a pen and not a pencil, so my lines get better. and no erasing. you know?

some pics?dogwood

fuzzy wuzzy #3

smooooch.
n.

16 September 2006

spinny spanny spunny spun spun!

i spun so much today that my legs cramped up. and i even skeined and steamed some it! crazy, huh? it seems that it doesn't suck as much to do a couple of skeins as it does to do...say 8. i run out of bobbins and use the lendrum bobbin (which kind of fits) on the louet. so.

the only other thing to report is that my friend jessica came by on the way out of town to pick up some fiber. i got to meet her hubby and adorable baby girl. our cat pavel has never seen a baby (or toddler, rather) he was terrified. the baby sort of reached out her arms and giggled in a non-threatening way...he scratched jake, who was holding him and ran away. and he hid away until they left! can you believe it! terrified. a nerdling.

oh, yesterday i watched "brokeback montain" which was remarkably boring. the cinematography was gorgeous, but the story...not so exciting. i do appreciate the comment on how difficult it is to let the world know who you are, no matter what that happens to be. and by difficult, i mean, you could get...you know...killed. otherwise, i was really underwhelmed. so. let the stoning commence!

today, whilst spinning, i watched "cassanova" after yesterday's loooooooong flick, i didn't have high hopes. wait..why have i seen 3 movies with the same dude in them lately. and two of the three sucked. anyway, it didn't suck. it was really fun. oliver platt was in it, but they made him look different, with false teeth, and he was hilarious. i recommend it.

whilst grocery shopping, we saw JG and his lady, nichole. what did i get at the store? well, season doodads for yarns...leaves which have no stems, and are all soft, i cannot wait. after buying them, i noticed that barb had done all kinds of season things already. i am behind every damn year. sheesh. i bet lynn has hers cranking, too. anyway, i got flies and almost got glow in the dark spiders, but they were too hard to poke a hole in. i need to go to joann's to-morrow to pick up a few things (got my coupons, valid to-morrow!) and i plan to check out the seasonal offerings.

i am suddenly tired. so off i go...pics? okay.
this is a big flufy bulky single called seasideseaside single

and this is a big fluffy baby who is terrified of giggling toddlers and vacuum cleaners. poor fella.must. wash. face.

mwah! mwah! mwah! (oops i slobbered)
n.

15 September 2006

fiber friday? fiber EVERY day!




there are a few of the skeins i have been working on over the last few days. they aren't exciting, but i have these big orders for shops that need to get filled and it is much easier to just put my head down and spin. i do plan to do some more "art" ones this weekend. i also need to spin yarn to then knit things with for 2 boutiques and that is really stressing me out. i think i may need to just buy some nice yarn to use for some of them. and the stash, of course. i ordered a couple of different green fuzzy yarns to use with the felt flowers, but i have some other ideas, like scarves made out of old felted sweaters, or even other fiber sweaters cut and then embellished. so recycling even more and not so hard on my hands. which are giving me trouble lately. i thought i would butter you up with the fiber first!


i know, i know, i haven't posted in a little while. i have had a few bad days. on wednesday, i got to talk to barb of saints and sinners on the phone for ages (although after the fact, i realized i was amped up on coffee and was so excited to talk to her that i think i talked at her. a blue streak. nonstop. and may have seemed....obnoxious. oops. she caught me at a moment of high energy) and we have sooooo much in common it is freaky. seriously. a small world. i love being able to connect with inspiring people with such great energy. i thank the gods of the blogosphere yet again.

whilst talking to her, i was winding yarn and steaming it, labeling it, etc. i had a hair appointment later and went and was there for hours. by the time i left there, i had a migraine cranking. i couldn't see right, i felt strange and my face was numb and nauseous and shaky. needless to say, i didn't do anymore work that night.

the next day, not so good. i tried to do some work and it didn't go well. also, for the past few days my hands have been really hurting and weak. i have been wearing my stupid braces and i need to find new ones. any suggestions for ones that look moderately okay (not beige or navy) and are easy to put on. cock-ups they are called. i don't know if there is an alternative. and actually, my hands hurt so much, i couldn't hold a book to just read. fun! it didn't make for a pleasant mood.

i had asked linda if i could buy a knitknit magazine from her and she just sent it along with a bunch of gorgeous handmade papers, fiber, including super soft angora and a tencel/merino blend which actually felt like the special stuff that is stretched, odds and ends and i do not know why i deserve to have such sweet people around me. i don't! so sweet, and such a talented artist and craftswoman. thanks so much!

i spun a lot today (i think around 6+ hours), skeined and steamed some yarns and carded a few big targhee batts which i am excited to spin. i also got some yarn done wednesday for materialwhirled's amazing effort with therese for charkas for africa. so many people have pitched in, which is incredible, but miss chocolatte herself actually makes the trek there holding all of her own stuff plus the charkas and whatever stuff she is taking on her back. and she is a petite little thing. she needs help in all forms, including someone to actually go to deliver them. i would loooooove to do it, i have relatives in south africa still, for those of you that don't know, that is where myself and my older brother were born, and i would love to be able to go. my lame health just does not permit it, although i have always wanted to be the world traveller. i cannot say how much i admire that woman. and i keep forgetting to put the button up. must. do. that.

okay, lastly, a couple of questions...first, i have had a few people tell me that my blog looks all crazy and is smooshed all the way at the bottom. i am trying to get an idea of how many people see the blog this way in order to decide if "fixing" it would cause it to be broken for everyone else. so feel free to drop a comment and let me know if it looks okay or not.

nextly, i am thinking of doing a couple of yarn wallpapers and my collages made into wallpapers (www.helloyarn.com gave me the idea) would anyone be interested in this? again, drop a comment so i can have an idea if it is worth harassing my webby dude about it. i think it would be fun.

xoxoxoxo
n.

12 September 2006

pooplets from peeps

i have been so pooped today. i had a headache all day yesterday, but did some work anyway (aren't you proud of me?) i have spun a good bit in the last couple of days and worked on something (it's a secret) for part of my good pal velma's swap back. and it is purdy. i kinda wanna keep it. but i blogged about it now, so i can't. i suck at secrets. i am no good. i really wanna blog it...okay. i won't. i really try to give people stuff that i would really want. and velma clearly does that. insanely good stuff. i think i told you that jake said he was jealous. so cute.

i spun these yarns today from really fluffy locks in all different colors from velma and then added all sorts of stuff. 4bad photo. it is gorgeous in person. i swear. i have been using some new techniques that i...well...made up because i don't know any better, and i think it might be fun for others to try. i will type it up soon.

also, i saw a crazy yarn on pluckyfluff that she made with pieces of paper. i am actually not exactly sure what it is for. anyway, looking at it, i was thinking that if i shredded the tyvek envelopes that i get from the post office (don't tell them, it is illegal i think to use them for things other than priority mail...oh also, if you use them inside out and any of the logo shows, they can refuse to mail it even if you pay the postage...it is a new thing) anyway, to shred it and then string it on strong thread and ply it into a yarn. it is waterproof and i think it would look amazing. so i plan to try that. i have been working on doing that with pieces of fabric and thrifted sweaters, too. cutting them up and stringing them.

speaking of thrifted sweaters, i have continued to make flowers out of them, and more scarves. it is super easy to do, but i plan to post a tutorial for those too. do you think people would need some templates for cutting them out? 4and the scarves that i use them for. they have really been a hit.

i got "NED KELLY" on netflix. it SUCKED. not only did it have incredibly overwhelming irish pennywhistle type music throughout...like from the shire in lord of the rings, but the story was insanely historically incorrect, not that it claimed to be correct, i guess, but the point of it was lost. which sucks, because it is an amazing true story. peter carey one of my favorite authors of all time, wrote one called the true history of the kelly gang, which is written as a diary of ned kelly and is historically as correct as he could be. it is amazing. and it shows that they were poor, and trashy and did illegal things. to a large degree, as in many countries, the irish were treated like 2nd class citizens and it was very hard to succeed in any legal way, but in the end, he was a regular guy, a horse thief, that ended up making a big name sort of by accident. the movie doesn't really express that at all. or any of the other stuff that really happened. and so, i didn't even finish watching it. ah well. i was spinning whilst watching it anyway, but i would rather listen to the stereo.

speaking of listening to the stereo, i have been making an active effort not to watch tv and spin/paint/draw/knit and listen to music all at the same time. if i am not watching a movie or a show i really like, i just listen to the stereo or sit in the quiet if i am in bed knitting or whatever. i think i introduce too much into my brain and i don't think the old girl has too much room in there. i am really trying to work on blocking out some of the noise. i don't have any trouble focusing on my work, but i have a hard time getting it together sometimes. i like tv, don't get me wrong, but i attempt not to just leave it on for the sake of noise. you know? i pretty much never just watch tv. i get bored. it is kind of odd, but i am usually either online whilst watching my shows, or knitting or something.

oh...and the explaination of pooplets from peep...we keep finding mini poops on the floor in the dining room. also, she had peed on one of the sheers in there. no clue why. i put chili powder in the one corner where she enjoys peeing, and she stopped peeing there and moved to a new corner. i don't know how to stop her. we put in hard floors because she ruined all the carpet, and i wipe down the floor with the stuff that is supposed to remove the scent. i find also, that if there is a spot that the other cats like to hang out, like on the bath mat, she will pee there, i think to keep them off of it, even if she also likes being there. is is frustrating and jake goes through the roof. her pooplets, there will be a little one downstairs and then the will be scattered in her path like she is a bunny, and then one will be stuck to her fluffy bum hair pantaloons. i am stumped. we used to buy all sorts of expensive cleaners, but i think it is just bad behavior. she is insanely jealous of the other cats and i have sort of come to accept it. any suggestions would be welcome. diapers? we actually have taken her to the vet a few times to make sure that nothing was wrong. nothing was.

some more pictures? okay. a new thrifted mug...square mug

some of the fiber i dyed over the weekend...3 and this...3 and this...3 this...3 and this targhee...2 and then thissy one...2 that isn't even all of it. woah! yay! it has made my spinning so fun! anytime i think i am getting tired of spinning, i realize that i just need new fiber dyed.

i think i have covered most everything. and then some. pooping, fiber, bad movies and more.

xoxo
n.

10 September 2006

i just don't feel like playing with your toy nuts!

all of my fiber is dry (except for the silk noil) i was able to hang it up outside, so it was dry quickly. i dyed some uncarded targhee(i think it feels similar to merino, really soft and bouncy and spongy) fiber from frenecreek farm which is wonderful. i also got some washed uncarded tunis fiber from ebay, because i have been trying to use different things. it was supposed to be washed, it was washed, but it was both dirty and had all sorts of straw and crap in it. so gross. i will remember to stick with frenecreek and not buy from other people. the fiber came out gorgeous. i think it was about 10 lbs. although our scale, which i stood on (gasp!) and then stood on with the bags of fiber and it told me it was 3 lbs. what? a giant garbage bag filled with rolled up roving and two 2-gallon sized bags stuff full of uncarded fiber, which i hand picked. 3 lbs? our scale sucks. also, i can now say that i weigh 15 lbs less than i do, because the scale is clearly wrong. seriously.

ooh, i just saw a commercial for "running with scissors" and it looks awesome. also it was made from the creator of nip/tuck, and that is saying something! and the new nip/tuck season started and i loves me some nip/tuck. although, tivo screwed me out of the season finale, and i still haven't seen it. i have no idea who the ripper person was. kathleen turner is on this week. not too shabby. i always meant to read the book, but i always feel inclined to read literature. i feel like i need to always be learning something, i feel guilty reading fluff. dunno why. ther is also a commercial a commercial for stranger than fiction, which looks hilarious, also. and they have 2 other promos that are not on any other channels. odd!

ok. i will now stop blabbering, but here are some photos...pics of the pressies from velmavelma like velvet's pressies. sweet girly!

velma like velvet's pressies. sweet girly!

one of 3 paintings. a bit of collage and loads of paint.redddd2 likey?

fiber photos to-morrow.
xoxo,
n.

www.frustrated

whilst trying to type in bloggers address, i typed www.frustrated.com instead, and oddly enough, that site was not found. freud anyone? naw. i just want to sleep and am not even sort of sleepy, even though i took a sleeping pill and benadryl. not a damn thing. i showered for almost an hour. not tired. tired, but not sleepy. and i think it might be a full moon which would answer all of this. i really think i need to just get up and do some spinning. altough, then i know i absolutely will be up all night. egads. i have long stretches of not being able to sleep, and have been so much better lately that i thought i was past it. yeah, right.

i am going to make more recycled sweater flowers, so i will be cutting and cutting and cutting. weee! if anyone has wool felt or old plain wool or other feltable sweaters that they want to get rid of, let me know. i am also always looking for buttons that are an inch or bigger. and i love trades, so. and i still really really really want to learn to sew so i can make my own weird clothes and not have to go to the mall and buy sweatshop clothes anymore. so.

i am trying to wind down. and hopefully there won't be another 10 posts tonight. sigh.
oh, and have you ever seen a more beautiful cat? a downright supermodel. look at that delicate brown snootles. ballet slipper brown. sweet.
kahlo eyes

i will post photos of fiber to-morrow probably. anyone interested, email me right away, or it will go to the wholesale orders, whether you want fiber or yarn, let me know!

wish me luck.
xo,
n.

09 September 2006

my brief but informative dishwasher super bulk dyeing method. (idea gleaned from shannon)

i am having an odd day. i didn't fall asleep until after the sun came up, and even then, i woke up every 20 minutes or so. i did a ton of knitting and catching up on emails and if i sent you a freaky email or left a strange comment, ignore it. it was probably 5 a.m. so.

i needed to dye fiber. so. i did the dishwasher method that shannon invented (methinks, or at least officially) but, i used the gallon-sized plastic zipper freezer bags that i normally use on the stove (that was the best discovery EVER! they are so sturdy) and i put dry fiber in the bag filled with water, closed the zipper, squooshed it around, added the citric acid to the water, let it hang out in it's bag. moved on to the next bag. once it was wet all the way through, i took my dye of choice, poured it into the bag, but down the side so it didn't dye the stuff at the top, squooshed it around and then did that with my other colors until i was satisfied. i packed a shitload of fiber per bag and also added silk noil and nylon doll hair stuff, too, so you need to really move stuff around and make sure the color is all the way through, unless you don't mind it being sparse. also, this was superwash, so you can pour water on it and be rough without issues, the fiber i used that was just fiber, i was more ginger with, but still, make sure it is all the way through. i then put the bags upright in the dishwasher. i left the zipper a teeny bit open so that they wouldn't pop from the steam. i put some on the top, some on the bottom, and none leaked, but i put the lighter ones on the top just in case. also, be careful not to puncture the bag on the metal thingies in there. also, the bag will be bloated and soft, so make sure to place it so it won't pop. okay? now...i put it on the long cycle (not tough scrub though) and then sanitize and heated dry. it took about 2 hours.

for that two hours, we went to the grocery store. i bought more paint because...decoupage too?this ate up a bunch of my paint and made me realize that i was out of a bunch of things. which i had to go get some of. there are more photos of the 3 paintings i did, although, looking at the photo of them, they look like crap to me now. am i tired, or do they really look like crap? hm. i need to sand the finish, because there are brushstrokes in it, but...sigh. let me know what you guys think. i will be selling them. i think. i did really like them. 2 hours ago.

jake found a big container of UTEE for $7 in the clearance section (can you believe he even knew what to look for?) and i got a water brush (finally! yay!) and a few tubes of paint that i needed. i have to order some stuff from dick blick because they are soooooo cheap. cheaper than utrecht cheap. jake also found a big tube of liquitex copper paint for a buck or something and i got that. he is a keeper. and handsome too.

what is his flaw? well...he is a tapper. do you know any tappers? he doesn't even know he is doing it, so sometimes i will tell him to stop doing it and he doesn't realize that he is, at all. so whilst at the store, from lack of sleep and eating nothing but a scoop of icecream at 5p, after an all night knitting/blog bender, i first asked him to stop tapping, really softly, and then i snapped at him and instantly felt like an asshole. we never act mean to each other. seriously. i have never been around anyone else who is so nice to me and unless he is hangry (that is anger caused by hunger, hanger), he is very patient and sweet with me. and when he is hangry, within 5 minutes of eating, he is himself again. my mood didn't improve. we left the store and it started raining. hard. really really hard. i hate driving in the dark and the rain. i can't see. jake sealed the deck today and was all stressed about the rain (hard rain, seriously hard) and also, the doormat got left in the rain. and the barbeque.

when we get in and put the groceries away, i am getting fiber out of the dishwasher which is still super hot and i start to feel pissy and mean. and snappy. not in a good way. then, i get that paranoid feeling (pms? hunger? exhaustion?) that he hates me. so strange. i am 15 all of a sudden. i had to rinse out fiber (only 4 bags out of 8 or 9) and spin it out and hang it to dry, and it is raining so i have to hang it inside, and the big drying rack is outside in the pouring rain. so i hung that stuff up, and let the rest cool in the dishwasher because they are all dark colors that hadn't quite exhausted, but i must say, it worked super well. i still need to dye some yarn, and i plan to do it in there, too. i will wrap it up in saran and then put it in a zipper bag. i did around 10 lbs (i think, anyway) of fiber in separate bags all at one time and they are spread out enough that they don't need to be moved around and the kitchen isn't hot and sweaty and stinky. so it rocks. i am sold. highly recommend it. i will try to post photos to-morrow.

also, i got an amazing package from velma that was so awesome that it is ridiculous. and i peed my pants. a little. i need to get her package together still, but that is a big shoe to fill. and two of them. velma, you are toooooooo good to me. you are the best. wanna see the stuff? velma like velvet's pressies. sweet girly!plus, i whole bunch of fiber and pins and soap and bar-b-q sauce and, and, and. insane. she is so awesome. jake was jealous. methinks velma may get a painting in addition to her other stuff. hmmm? tell me a color. just one. and describe that color well. not "purple" more like "lavender" or whatever. there are more pics in my flickr of all the stuff.

there are also new yarn pics lolly, studio pics, more pics of the other 2 paintings. so pop by and see whatcha think. the paintings are available. i think that the 3 look awesome together, but it doesn't matter. so let me know. they have a super duper thick glossy finish. purdy!

ok. off to shower. and wish me sleep. we have colds and i have plugged up ears and sinus pressure. jake is sicker than me though.

mwah! sniff. sniff.
n.

sleepless.

i cannot sleep. i am starting to have that problem more and more. the thing that worries me is that i have a long history of insomnia, when i was little, i had horrible nightmares, repetitive ones that woke me up. and i would actually try not to sleep because they scared me too much. now, i have so much to do and i have ideas swirling around in my head, and once i don't sleep one night, it just gets worse and worse. and of course, now that i am trying to go online, my eyes feel all googly. i hate that!

i spent the whole day working on 3 small paintings. the finish is drying and i am not sure what i want to do with it. most likely, i will post photos to-morrow. i mean today. it is 3:30 a. okay, my eyes are all crazy and i am having a hard time reading. so off i go to knit.

xo,
n.

07 September 2006

inspirations for your thursday. aaaar!

i was looking at the wonderful work of cas holmes(who is a woman after my own heart doing insanely labor intensive things, like burying her fabric in the yard for up to 6 months to age it, and doing most of her processes the old fashioned long way. why do i like that? i dunno. i don't like shortcuts for things like that. the process is really important to me. i don't want to peel away a layer and realize that it is a fake effect. unfinished work, that is to say, things that look like crap on the back or on the inside, drive me nuts. i hate it. it is important that it be art all the way through. and i am willing to put the time and effort in to do that, or to not do it at all. in tha vein, i always wear nice underwear and bras. when they start to get the least bit ratty...garbage. in fact, the inside is more important than the outside to me, and in the world today, usually it is just the opposite. all flash, no substance. end rant.

what else did i find? a really easy tutorial for felt beads, which i have been meaning to make since i went to camp pluckyfluff last year at artclothstudios.com in addition to needing badly to dye fiber, so that will be my day tomorrow, and i get to use my new gigantor roaster! woot! also, shannon has a method of setting the dye in the dishwasher, and i called her today (to no avail) to ask if she thought i could put multiple batches in the dishwasher in ziploc bags to steam a whole bunch at the same time, rather than having pots and pans and roasters. i plan to just use the electric roaster to steam it in plastic, not loose. i think it should work, of course i will let you know.

what about making blueprints on fabric? and they don't have to be blue, of course. i think that could be incredible. i wonder how it would look on handmade felt. hmmmm...

and thenruth asawa's amazing crocheted scultpure. i love that woman. love. don't tell jake.

the wire studio, in england makes theseamazing life-sized animule sculptures made from recycled fence wire, railway wire, etc. the work reminds me of giacometti a lot. and that is not a bad thing to be compared to. unless someone says that your build is like a giacometti, which wouldn't be good at all. and like giacometti's work, this stuff is life-sized, sometimes bigger. so when it is 7 horses, it is BIG. i love the dog, and the stag...okay, all of them. gorgeous. every one.

i have been spinning like crazy over the last few days, and am out of fiber, so i started carding bits and pieces and i forgot how fun it is to spin from batts rather than roving. i will take photos to-morrow. i spent all of my time winding skeins. i actually had to make a lazy kate for the louet bobbins from a metal skewer and a shoebox. it isn't the greatest thing, but it works for now. the lendrum one doesn't hold the louet bobbins, and the louet one is attached to the wheel, and i didn't want to sit on the floor and wind like i usually do. so. shoebox. any ideas would be welcome. i bet i could nail a long long nail all the way through a board or base of some sort and just put the bobbin on that way.

i have been working on the knits for sugar and handspun yarn is so fun to knit with. i must say. i have been doing a sort of super coil on a lot of yarns lately, and 200 yards of a single turns into like 50 yards plied. insane. it eats yarn. but it looks gorgeous. and is fun fun fun.

oh, also, i realized that you can put the big lendrum bobbin on the louet. you just have to start the yarn on the second hook back rather than the first. i hate that the lendrum has to use the tiny bobbins for thin spinning, and that the big bobbins are not really useable for thinner yarns, because the orifice is way to big and the yarn comes out crummy. so. i mainly use it for plying, or spinning really thin luxe stuff, like silk. i wish they would come up with a head that held a big bobbin but had a smaller orifice. so i use both wheels a lot. which is fine.

*edit* velma tagged me for this meme. she is giving me 5 words which i need to write in the first word i think of when i read it...
1. book=mac
2. bottle=rocket
3. bench=mark
4. bounce=back
5. blink=blank

and my 5 words for you...consider yourself tagged if you wanna be...you can leave your answers as a comment if you want.
1. lick
2. snoot
3. whisker
4. number
5. plastic

i am super sleepy, probably because i fell asleep around 6 a.m. and have a headache cranking. i would love to work on a painting tonight, but i am not sure that i have the energy. sleeeeepy!

smoooooochies,
n.

06 September 2006

UFO sighting!



My pirate name is:


Dirty Bess Bonney



You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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i am so clean! i never smell! i swear it. even though my clothes have paint and dye all over them, i am a really clean person and always smell nice. i shower twice a day. why am i dirty bess? not cool. and bess is a 500 lb lady's name. no offense to 500 lb ladies, or people named bess that aren't. sigh.
i got this from regina...the lady linoleum loves jimbo's handcarved crochet hooks, which are just amazing. gorgeous. i happened by and woah!

i am having issues with bloglines dropping some of my blogs. anyone else have this issue? i am a flake, so it takes me a while to notice, i think maybe it is under a different heading or something, and then...i realize...it's just gone. what? and then on other feeds, it tells me they have 6 new posts and it is not only not new posts, but it doubles each post. eh. sheesh.

jake texted me from work that he has a pretty concrete job offer from the engineering department at his work, which he has been wanting to move to. he has been depressed at his job, feeling trapped, so this could really be a big deal. he is such a smart person, and so meticulous and nice to be around (and i thought this before i dated him, i swear), i am sure that he will go far. there aren't a lot of people with his kind of work ethic in the world. his whole family are like that. so everyone keep your fingers crossed! i would love it if he had a job that made him feel challenged in a good way, and that he would actually enjoy doing. for once. he deserves it. he works so damn hard.

we both feel a cold coming on. he is full on sick. yesterday, he stayed home from work and ran errands with me. i packed orders, which always takes me forever. dunno why. so we stopped at my favorite antique/used furniture place and i did pretty well. i got a ton of old old ephemera of different sorts (yes, i just said ephemera) i am probably going to put some luxe piles together. i have a bunch of wallpaper sample books and other vintage books, in addition to planning to take the wallpaper and do some decorative papers with them to sell. let me know if you are interested, and i will put you first on the list. also, i am dyeing fiber this week, so anyone who wants some , let me know, i have wholesale orders for it, and i will put some aside for you. and i owe jess king some, i remembered yesterday, she has been waiting forever, so i need to email her and let her know it is coming.

ok, back to the thrift stuff...i got a huge mint condition old electric roaster for dyeing.$20 giant electric roaster. mint condition the awesome thing about it, is that it has a rack and i think i can steam fiber in it, in which case, i can really put a ton in there. and he gave it to me for 20 bucks. i bitched and gave him eyes until he marked it down. i also go this awesome lamp...gorgeous blue. it has this little pen holder and a date clicker...new 50's lighti can promise that the date will never be right. the only issue with it is that it wants to tip over, so i need to figure out where to put it and tape it down. the blue glow is amazing. i lurve it. i have pics of the amazing papers that i got there, too, on my flickr, so head over. what else?

i made this copper wire 6copper wire crocheted wide cuff using the paper beads and it came out gorgeous. i plan to sell it, so before i list it, let me know if you are interested...purdy, eh?

also, i found this cool book from the 70's.selling what you make there are photos of the inside of it on my flickr. the entire book is handwritten and illustrated. there is this cool illustration of a spinning wheel... more from how to sell what you makei am thinking that i will copy it and use it in a collage. i have some ideas. i got so much more cool stuff. i almost peed my pants. there was a woman there sorting through the stuff as well that makes collaged cards and stuff to sell i guess and was aggressively guarding the stuff despite the fact that there were 5 tables just covered with stuff. she all put shoved me. freak. whoever's house the magazines and stuff came from was a pack rat of amazing proportions. there were fishing licenses from 80 years ago. i got a fire policy from 1926. boyscout books from 60 years ago, which are hilarious. one of the projects is a special gadget for roasting wieners. ha!

i must do work. off i go.

mwah! mwah!
n.

04 September 2006

oh my aching noggin.

i had a sudden migraine yesterday on the way to the in-laws for dinner. it happens fairly often and it makes me paranoid about going any distance away from home. i hate it. i never used to be like this, although, i also used to have migraines so bad that i had to go to the ER on a regular basis. so there is that. my inlaws are incredibly understanding about it. i was sleepy and out of it for the rest of the day, but otherwise okay. and today, i have one again. ah.

here is some one of the yarns i have been cranking out...august 17

so i ran across this wonderful local artistblog and this particular painting of the telephone wires is incredible. i am not sure why i like telephone wires so much. she does a drawing a day, and then, went on to use guache and...this amazing idea for making a portable guache or watercolor kit out of fimo and a altoids tin. and then you use a special paintbrush that holds water inside so you can use it anywhere. how cool is that? i am so excited to try it! i was thinking that you could use a plastic pill case, you know the kind with dividers in it? as well. when i was a kid i would have freaked out over that idea! she also bound her own sketchbooks because the way she made them they lie flat so she can use both pages for one drawing. she is my kind of lady. i love people that go the whole way. they can't find what they are looking for...they make it. i like that.

i got the minwax wood hardener and was not very impressed with it. it didn't really harden the beads. it worked better on the beads i had used that were mod podged already (i am sure any sealant would work fine) but even with a bunch of coats, it didn't get hard. i am letting it dry until to-morrow to see if that helps. i put it in a plastic cup and used a disposable sponge brush thing and it ate through the bottom of the cup and ate the sponge off of the handle. yeah. and guess who didn't use gloves? i dunno what my problem is. it seems like i shouldn't ever use them. so i eventually got all the sticky varnishy stuff off of my hands, but it was a pain. it also doesn't thicken the beads at all. so far, the utee works best. i am planning to try some epoxy resin next. i need to order it, of course. no one carries it, except for regular epoxy for gluing. this stuff is thinner so you can paint it on. and it comes in a big container. i will post photos to-morrow if it looks any different. i made a ton more beads out of pages from different language books and they were much easier to make than the book from 1870, believe it or not. and again, that book is dry rotting and falling apart, i didn't bust it. no worries.

i went to joann's to look for resin on sunday before my migraine, okay, at the beginning of it, and picked up some gloves for handling hot stuff and they are so big on my i dunno if i can use them. i got the new interweave knits (and read in there about how all buffalo fiber is taken from the pelts of slaughtered buffalo bred for the meat, i guess they are not really into being sheared or touched, and you only get about a pound of soft fiber out of a whole animule. i mean, it would be thrown away otherwise, but still, i guess i assumed that like quiviet, it was picked off of shrubs or something. or grew on trees.) and an "N" sized crochet hook that is 15 mm. it is the joann's brand hook and an actual N is supposed to be 9mm. that was fine, because i wanted a bigger hook that wasn't my gigantic plastic hook, but i thought it was funny that they make up their own sizing. also, they are carrying the embroidery punch needles now, which i am eager to try.

what else did i see at joann's? a new blog friend! a woman and her adorable daughter came up to me "natasha?" what? who? i didn't have glasses on, and in lighting like that i am always squinting and confused and she introduced herself as squitching lady and i felt bad that i didn't talk longer. i asked her how she recognized me and she said, "your hair!" i better not get rid of my skunk stripe. when i have all dark hair, i look like a washed out corpse, not just a corpse, although i would be up for suggestions. so hi donna! it was super nice to meetcha!

in other news, my mom told me that my niece rode her tricycle 2 miles. holy crap. my bro rides a bike and her grampa used to be a big bike rider so maybe she will be an athlete, my mom said. a fialkov? athletic? actually, my dad was captain of his rugby team in college and i think he had cousins that swam in the olympics. and i was the most leisurely competitive swimmer in the area. let me tell you. i am not terribly competitive. i just don't care. maybe in the art olympics. the yarn olympics. i can ply really really fast. seriously.

we had a friend over for a little cookout and it was really nice. i worked on the beads, but the sealant on them and then got super tired and cold, for some reason when i get tired, i get really chilly, and fell asleep for a little while, whilst jakie had a hang out session. pavel hid in the bathroom all night until i went in and carried him out.aug 30 2006

also, i saw this amazing sock monkey dress on the craftzine.com blog. oh my god. so cute! it would make an awesome cardigan! or a knee length version of the same dress with a shrug! oh my. so cute.

also, i saw some amazing tutorials on altering clothes, and i don't mean the boring t-shirt tutorials that people make baggy ill-fitting garments that look even worse than the cheap-o sweatshop tshirt that it started out as. i mean, gorgeous clothes that actually fit you well, which is the point, right? making things that are unique, fit well and are beautiful. i don't want to buy crap clothes from crap stores that don't fit or even look nice. i can wear my old crap clothes. i do really want to learn to sew though, although i tend not to know anyone that is very good at it. and i want to learn. so if you live near me and want to teach me, i would be happy to work something out. i have a machine that was passed on to me by a lovely cohort from stich n bitch. so i wanna know. and the thing scares me. i don't need to make a wedding dress or anything, but i want my things to be made right. so email me or leave a comment! okay?

off to spin...
n.

01 September 2006

and paper buttons, too!

i finished a bunch more beads today which you can check out here. they are mostly more of the same, but i did long beads and cut them into smaller ones with the utility knife to see how it would work. the old old paper tends to fall apart, so it might be best to use new paper or a photocopy. keep it in mind, anyway. the other option when doing that is to actually just break them into pieces. i then go back over it with the UTEE. i cracked out the heat gun and went back over globby parts to smooth them a bit. i only got two burn blisters! woah!

what about the buttons?
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i made some, i have just to drill the holes. i plan to get some fiberglass resin or polyester resin to paint on for some other buttons, i think it will be easier to control. and less dangerous. the issue with the modpodge is that it doesn't harden the paper at all. and that is a bit of an issue. i love how the buttons turned out and i do plan to sell some.

here is one of the paragraphs from jenny dowde's new book...paper buttons!i know it seems like i am showing off, but...i am showing off. okay. i am. and the fact that a very small percentage of the world even knows what the hell this means or will ever see it...well, i am still showing off, as much as a non-show-off sort of gal like me can show off. so. there!

what else? well, some wire crocheted jewelry...this one is a wide cuff that is garnet chips and glass...7 great iPhotosi am actually get the hang of crocheting a bit. i used 2 garnet chips and one glass bead per crochet stitch and it worked really well. so i think 3 beads is the trick per stitch. wooo! and another one, using PAPER BEADS!!! 7 great iPhotosi am not sure what i think of it, and i think it will be on etsy because i don't know what i think of it. rambling on...

i was supposed to see one of my favorite people, ambrose today, and was in the studio and totally flaked. flaked. forgot to call or anything. man. i feel like an ass. flog. flog. flog. sorry jen!

smoochies and so much more...
n.